Ready to vanquish your lovers by chopping their heads off and eating them post-coitus? This high-quality cotton with a comfort-fitted hood, matching drawstrings, and a front pocket might just help you do that. Maybe.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!